Friday, March 21, 2008

Alphabet

I have never understood the Alphabet, not really. I mean, take the letter W, for example, and put it in a word. Word. W the letter sounds like ‘double u’. W in a word sounds more like ‘v’. So replacing the W with V vould make it so much easier for us to understand.
Another example. The letter X. The only time it actually sounds like X is with an ‘e’ in front of it, except in X-ray. So, we should eliminate the letter ‘e’ from the beginning of words with ‘x’ in it. In fact, ve should eliminate silent letters all together.
Also, ve should take double lettering out of words, which may cause mor confusion becaus of the dessert, desert thing, but ve vil hav to find a way around that. It vil make speling a lot easier.
Also, ve should take the leter ‘K’ out of the alphabet, as it always sounds like ‘c’ anyway. So cake vil now becom cace. Much simpler.
And any group of letters that sound like another leter, such as phone, shal b changed so the lok the way they sound. For xample, the ‘ch’ sound vil b replaced by the leter ‘t’, and the ‘sh’ vil b replaced by the leter ‘c’, and the ‘th’ sound vil b replaced by the leter ‘d’, to mace dings simpler.
And many mor tanges could b mad to mace de alfabet beter.

Inspirational Quote:
“When words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain.”
-William Shakespeare

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