Saturday, March 29, 2008

Vibes

As much as we try, we cannot understand emo's. I imagine most of them being rich kids that become 'depressed' because their parents ignore them because they are trying to make a better life for them. I honestly want to tell them that everyone has problems, and no matter how bad yours are, somebody else has worse problems. I mean, would it kill them to smile? I'm a pessimist, and I think that emo's are too sad!
They probably think that the world should revolve around them, so they become
emo to get attention. I could say that they are extremely depressed with bad lives, but the people in those poverty stricken countries still manage to smile.
But I suppose it all comes down to vibes. Some places look sad, but don't feel sad. Because they are happy, and don't take what they've got for granted. But some vibes are horrible and cold, even if they are better off than the people with good vibes.
Because everyone is surrounded by vibes, sort of like an
auora, that affect the way people feel around them. And vibes from other people can penetrate our vibes, and make us feel different. Normally adults have difficulty responding to vibes, because they become to wary, and will not trust their instinct. The most sensitive people to vibes are children, especially young children.
Some people have such horrible vibes ozzing out of them, that people can tell instantly that they're bad new, especially when they hate themselves, because nobody can love anybody if they can't love themselves, or so they say. Most people come to hating themselves because they have loved and hurt others.
Other's have such peaceful, wonderful vibes flowing off them that you immediantly feel at ease, and they are such welcoming people that have such a peaceful vibe that they want to help everyone. But these people are the ones that are very sensitive to vibes. While the people with horrible vibes are so frozen and numb inside that they wouldn't feel a vbe if it bit them in the bum, the peacefully vibed people can tell what kind of a person you are just by being around you, because they do rely very much on their instinct.
So people have vibes and people feel vibes. Vibes attach themselves to everything, like glue, and they can last for a long time, and make people feel things long after the event that left the vibes. All the vibes that we feel affect our overall vibe, our auora, and we leave our own trail to affect people that come after us. So no matter what we do during our life, we will always effect the world in some way.
You will always leave a trace in this world.

Insprational Quote:
"A life without cause is a life without effect."
-Barbarella

Answer to the Greatest Mysteries of Life

If a piece of toast always lands butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if I strapped a piece of toast butter-side-up to a cat’s back and dropped it?

Answer:

The paradox is that these two forces are clearly in exact opposition. One theory states that as it approaches the ground, each side will spin away from the ground to avoid it and the cat/toast will hover and rotate infinitely, producing an anti-gravity effect. However, this would violate the Law of Conservation of Energy, because the cat/toast needs additional energy to continue to hover and spin. The result is that two infinitely strong forces are in opposition. This will have a devastating effect on the universe and the space-time continuum, and create the apocalypse.

Inspirational Quote:
" Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination."
-Bertrand Russell

Friday, March 21, 2008

Alphabet

I have never understood the Alphabet, not really. I mean, take the letter W, for example, and put it in a word. Word. W the letter sounds like ‘double u’. W in a word sounds more like ‘v’. So replacing the W with V vould make it so much easier for us to understand.
Another example. The letter X. The only time it actually sounds like X is with an ‘e’ in front of it, except in X-ray. So, we should eliminate the letter ‘e’ from the beginning of words with ‘x’ in it. In fact, ve should eliminate silent letters all together.
Also, ve should take double lettering out of words, which may cause mor confusion becaus of the dessert, desert thing, but ve vil hav to find a way around that. It vil make speling a lot easier.
Also, ve should take the leter ‘K’ out of the alphabet, as it always sounds like ‘c’ anyway. So cake vil now becom cace. Much simpler.
And any group of letters that sound like another leter, such as phone, shal b changed so the lok the way they sound. For xample, the ‘ch’ sound vil b replaced by the leter ‘t’, and the ‘sh’ vil b replaced by the leter ‘c’, and the ‘th’ sound vil b replaced by the leter ‘d’, to mace dings simpler.
And many mor tanges could b mad to mace de alfabet beter.

Inspirational Quote:
“When words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain.”
-William Shakespeare

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Death

What happens to people when they die?
Many people say they move on, go to heaven. More spiritual people believe that some go to heaven, or a good place, while others go to hell, or a bad place. Some people think that ghosts wander around the earth, searching for family. Some think they walk around in Limbo for the rest of eternity.
But no-one really knows. We can try to understand death, but only someone who's experinced it is going to really know what it's like. And they don't seem to keen on talking."

Inspirational Quote:
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."

-Joseph Stalin